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-- twinGemini [TG] began messaging cantankerousGodtier [CG] at 18:55 --

[06:55] TG: can ii have 2ome of your muffiin

[06:56] CG: THEY WERE MADE FOR BREAKFAST AND YOU CAN'T HAVE MINE, BUT YOU CAN HAVE ONE

[06:56] CG: AND THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I BELIEVE THE GIFT OF MUFFINS MUST BE SHARED ACROSS THE TIMELINES

[06:56] TG: 2weet

[06:57] CG: THOUGH I SHOULD PROBABLY ASK WHO THE HELL I'M SHARING THIS WITH BUT FROM YOUR HANDLE, I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOUR A CAPTOR OF SOME SORT

[06:57] TG: yeah, iim gue22iing you're a vanta2 of 2ome 2ort2

[06:58] CG: OF SOME SORT? YOU CAN AT LEAST TRY A BIT HARDER THAN THAT AND GO FOR A NAME BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I'M NOT ANYTHING LIKE WHATEVER KANKRI YOU KNOW

[06:58] TG: yeah, iif you were kankrii iid be long gone

[06:58] TG: liike all the way over the fuckiing metaphoriical raiinbow of 2ort2

[07:00] TG: plu2 you're the only one who2e quiirk make2 iit 2eem liike you're 2creamiing al lthe fuckiing tiime

[07:00] TG: whiich you pretty much are

[07:01] CG: IF I WERE KANKRI, *I'D* BE LONG GONE AND SO FAR UNDER THE FUCKING METAPHORICAL RAINBOW, LEPRECHAUNS WOULD BE DANCING ON MY GRAVE

[07:01] CG: QUIRK? YOU MEAN THAT STUPID TROLL THING YOU GUYS DO WHEN SPEAKING AND TYPING?

[07:01] TG: yeah

[07:01] CG: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, ASSHOLE, I HAVE BAD EYESIGHT AND TYPE LIKE THIS TO SEE WHAT I'M TYPING

[07:01] TG: ((btw, i have no idea what the hell is going on, is this roleplay of sorts, are you humanstuck karkat?))

[07:02] TG: 2tiill 2ound2 liike you're 2creamiing all the fuckiing tiime

[07:03] CG: ((yes I am a humanstuck karkat. I don't think I have random encounters on, and I thought from the muffin thing, you saw my blog. It's just a chat. I have my own personal pesterchum. this is karkat's for his use and all that.))

[07:04] TG: ((yeah, i saw your post and i just realized i missed the tag, sorry))

[07:04] TG: ((i just use this for anything and everything, i'll just be humanstuck sollux then, if thats okay))

[07:05] CG: ((If ya want. I just figured since so many RP blogs have pesterchums, to treat it like KK's actual handle. I should probably add my personal on the mun page, not that I'm ever on))

[07:05] CG: ((also, do parenthesis take off the quirk or something???))

[07:06] TG: ((its generally used for talking in reality during roleplay, so I guess they eneabled this function since theres so many rpers))

[07:07] TG: ((its pretty cool actually))

[07:07] CG: ((Well I know that much. I just thought you would get a bunch of capslock within the parenthesis. on the test page it doesn't change but your s's aren't changing so I assume it's a feature. cool))

[07:08] TG: calm down already kk, you're giive your2elf a heartattack

[07:09] CG: WHO SAID I WASN'T CALM? IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE TO INTERPRET WHATEVER I TYPE AS A FULL-BLOWN MELTDOWN. I'M ACTUALLY IN A FANTASTIC FUCKING MOOD TODAY.

[07:09] CG: BESIDES, I DOUBT I'D STAY DEAD IF I DIED FROM A HEARTATTACK

[07:09] CG: NOTHING HEROIC OR JUST ABOUT THAT

[07:09] CG: UNLESS WHATEVER SICK FATES DECIDED THAT SHUTTING ME UP IS A JUST DEATH

[07:10] TG: 2ee look, that fiir2t paragraph look2 liike you were 2arca2tiically hurliing iin2ult2 at me

[07:10] TG: ahh, the paiin2 of cap2lock

[07:11] CG: I HATE TO BURST YOUR "SPECIAL-FLOWER" BUBBLE BUT I HURL INSULTS AT JUST ABOUT EVERYONE AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER. I CAN'T EVEN ESCAPE MY OWN RAGING SHITSTORM WHEN I GET INTO IT.

[07:11] CG: ((also, are you halfblindhalfdead? Just asking as I think I have another sollux who follows me))

[07:13] TG: ((you mean on tumblr? no, i dont really rp on tumblr, mainly through pesterchum and other chatting sites online. ))

[07:13] TG: you hurt be vanta2, ii thought what we had wa2 2peciial

[07:13] TG: ah, my heart ii2 torn iin 2

[07:14] TG: how could you?

[07:14] CG: OH STOP WITH THE WATERWORKS - YOU'RE PROBABLY GLAD TO BE ABLE SO YOUR HEART'S TORN INTO 2 DUE TO YOUR OBSESSION WITH THAT NUMBER

[07:15] TG: wow man, that hurt

[07:15] TG: dont dii22 the 2

[07:15] CG: I DON'T HAVE TO DISS THE NUMBER TO MOCK YOUR OBSSESSIVE ATTITUDE TOWARDS IT, BUT IF IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, I CAN DISS THAT "2"

[07:16] TG: 2 ii2 the be2t number of them all kk, 2eriiou2ly, iit2 liike the fuckiing god of all number2

[07:16] CG: ((alright, just making sure as i had one message me on tumblr the same time I got this pesterlog))

[07:16] TG: ((okay))

[07:17] TG: want a chiip?

[07:17] TG: no ii want 2

[07:17] CG: I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE THAT UP WITH JUST ABOUT ANY ALTERNATE TZ. SHE'D BE GLAD TO SIT YOU DOWN (OR TIE YOU UP IN A TREE) AND ARGUE ABOUT THE SUPERIORITY OF HER "PROPHET'S NUMBER"

[07:17] TG: want a cup of water?

[07:17] TG: no ii want 2

[07:17] TG: 413 ii2 a 2hiitty number

[07:17] CG: AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFFERING ME A CHIP

[07:18] CG: GEEZ, WHAT AN ASS

[07:18] CG: DON'T OFFER CHIPS AS PART OF A METAPHORICAL EXAMPLE

[07:18] TG: yeah, becau2e ii can 2hove a fuckiing chiip throughthe computer 2creen and have iit magiically appear iin front of you

[07:18] CG: AND WHO THE FUCKING HELL WOULD CHOOSE TO SIT AND GUZZLE TWO GLASSES OF WATER IN ONE SITTING?

[07:18] TG: me

[07:19] CG: HEY, I'VE SEEN WEIRDER SHIT GO DOWN IN THIS GAME THAN THAT SO I REALLY SHOULDN'T ASSUME ANYTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE

[07:19] TG: faiir enough

[07:19] TG: there2 tho2e weiird tran2portiiliizer thiing2

[07:19] TG: but ala2

[07:19] TG: iim woefully lackiing any chiip2 at the moment

[07:19] TG: 2o ii couldnt place one 2iingle chiip on a tran2portiiliizer and 2end iit 2 you

[07:20] CG: YOU'D PROBABLY SEND TWO EVEN IF I ASKED FOR ONE

[07:20] TG: you know me 2 well

[07:20] CG: BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM. WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO GET SOME CHIPS IF YOU WANTED SOME?

[07:21] TG: the kiitchen ii2 al2o woefully lackiing of afore mentiioned chiip2 and iim kiinda cut off from the 2tore

[07:21] TG: a2 iin

[07:21] TG: liiterally cut off

[07:21] TG: the 2tore ii2 gone along wiith tho2e chiip2

[07:22] CG: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN "THE STORE IS GONE"?

[07:23] TG: a2 iin thii2 game ha2 fuckiing de2troyed the 2tore

[07:23] TG: gone

[07:23] TG: abracadara, where diid the 2tore go?

[07:23] TG: no one know2

[07:24] CG: I'D SAY SOMETHING ABOUT "A WWIZARD DID IT" BUT I'M SCARED JUST SAYING THAT PHRASE WILL CALL FORTH A WILD AMPORA WITH A WAND. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CONSORT SHOPS YOU CAN VISIT? GRANTED THEY HAVE THE MOST RANDOM ASSORTMENT OF ITEMS EVERY DAY, BUT YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY AND FIND SOME CHIPS

[07:25] TG: iif you count honey made by giiant a22 over2iized bee2 a2 chiip2, 2ure

[07:26] CG: I'M PRETTY FUCKING POSITIVE THAT ANY THIN SLICE OF FOOD THAT IS FRIED OR BAKED IS CONSIDERED A CHIP

[07:26] CG: SO THERE'S HONEY CHIPS.

[07:26] TG: becau2e you can fry and bake pure honey

[07:27] TG: the2e 2hiit2 2ell practiically nothiing but jar2 of all thii2 honey

[07:27] CG: BUT THAT SEEMS TO DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF CRAVING A CHIP'S SALTINESS

[07:27] TG: there2 clover honey, liiliiac honey, heart honey, miind honey

[07:27] CG: AND IF YOU CAN FRY ICE CREAM, I'M PRETTY SURE THERE'S A WAY TO FRY HONEY, JUST SAYING.

[07:27] TG: even honey honey

[07:28] TG: honey ii2 everywhere kk

[07:28] TG: everywhere

[07:28] TG: you cant e2cape the honey

[07:30] CG: THIS SOUNDS LIKE A LINE FROM SOME RIDICULOUSLY STUPID B-MOVIE HORROR-FLICK

[07:30] CG: "IT CAME FROM A GIANT BEES ASS"

[07:30] CG: OR SOME MORONIC TITLE LIKE THAT

[07:31] TG: the honey ii2 everywhere, comiing to theater2 feburary 31

[07:31] CG: THE TITLECARD WOULD DEPICT A TIDAL WAVE OF HONEY ABOUT TO CRASH OVER SOME 50S STYLE BLONDE WOMAN WHO'S SCREAMING HER HEAD OFF

[07:31] TG: all 2hall bow to the bee queen

[07:31] TG: all 2hall become 2acriifiice2

[07:32] TG: ther2 no e2cape for you

[07:32] CG: SHE'S PISSED AT EVERYONE FOR HARVESTING BEES. "REVENGE IS SWEET"

[07:32] TG: all bee keeper2, tremble before the miight of what wa2 once your crop2

[07:33] CG: "CRITIC'S CALL IT 'UNBEELIEVABLE FRIGHTENING'!"

[07:33] TG: ii cant beliive ii actually watched thii2 2cary a22 2hiit

[07:33] TG: -daiily new2

[07:34] CG: AND RIGHT BEFORE THE BEES RISE UP TO ATTACK THE BEE-KEEPER, HE'S JUST MADE SOME SHITTY ASS COMMENT TO AN EQUALLY-FUCKED CUSTOMER LIKE "THAT'S JUST THE BEE'S KNEE".

[07:34] CG: AND IT'S THAT PUN THAT SENDS THEM OVER THE EDGE TO WIPE OUT HUMANITY WITH OCEANS OF HONEY.

[07:34] TG: they proceed to tear hii2 knee cap2 off wiith theiir fuzzy feeler2

[07:35] TG: and turn iit iinto a22 and choke hiim wiith iit

[07:35] TG: and wa2h iit down wiith honey

[07:35] TG: and more honey

[07:35] CG: THE SCARY THING IS, SOMETHING LIKE THIS PROBABLY EXISTS IN SOME FUCKED UP PARALLEL UNIVERSE OR TIMELINE

[07:36] TG: ju2t iimagiine the game throwiing up iin 2ome fucked up bee world where they en2laved humaniity

[07:37] CG: WHAT WOULD THAT EVEN BE? LAND OF BEES ENSLAVING EVERYTHING?

[07:37] CG: LOBEE

[07:37] TG: hello bee

[07:37] TG: bee2 everywhere

[07:37] TG: the land of bee2 and human 2lave2

[07:37] CG: YOU'D PROBABLY FEEL RIGHT AT HOME

[07:37] TG: lobah2

[07:38] TG: ii 2hall a22iimiilate wiith the bee2 and become the la2t free human

[07:38] TG: ii 2hall embark on a que2t of 2elf dii2covery

[07:38] TG: 2hould ii remaiin wiith my bee brethern

[07:38] CG: IF IT WERE A MOVIE, YOU'D PROBABLY END UP MARRYING THE BEE PRINCESS OR SOMETHING AS EQUALLY RIDICULOUS

[07:38] TG: or fiight wiith my ance2tor2, the human2 of day2 gone by, where bee2 were 2tiill normal and human2 lorded over them rather than the other way around

[07:40] CG: I'M PRETTY SURE ARMIES OF MINDLESS DRONES WITH ASS-STINGERS HAVE A HUGE ADVANTAGE OVER THE HUMAN REBELS.

[07:41] TG: ahh, the noble 2uiiciide a22-2tiinger2

[07:41] CG: WAIT IS THE LAND FULL OF REGULAR SIZED-BEES OR GIANT BEES?

[07:41] TG: miid-giiant-bee2?

[07:41] CG: I WAS IMAGINING GIANT BEES, BUT IF THEY'RE REGULAR BEES, YOU GUYS MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE.

[07:42] TG: no, they're giiant a22 bee2 the 2iize of the fuckiing moon each

[07:42] TG: they turned jupiiter iinto a giiant ga2 hiive

[07:42] CG: AHH. HMM, YOU COULD PUT ON THIRTY PERFORMANCES OF HAIRSPRAY AND USE CANS OF THE OLD HAIR PRODUCTS WITH THE CHEMICALS THAT KILL THE O-ZONE LAYER

[07:42] TG: bee2: iin 2pace

[07:42] CG: OH, WELL THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU

[07:42] CG: YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY FUCKED.

[07:42] TG: not ii, for ii 2hall lavii2h wiith my brethern and rule over all humaniity

[07:42] CG: JUST FLYING AROUND ON YOUR ROCKET SHIP AND A SPACE BEE HITS YOUR WINDSHIELD, ONLY BECAUSE IT'S THE SIZE OF A MOON, IT DESTROYS YOUR AIRCRAFT

[07:43] CG: I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULD TAKE THE BEES' SIDE.

[07:43] CG: THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, PAL.

[07:43] TG: what can ii 2ay vanta2, ii cannot abandon my bee brethern

[07:44] TG: that would warrent me a 2entence wor2e than death

[07:45] CG: SUCH AS?

[07:46] TG: no chiip2, none at all, ju2t honey forever and ever iinto all eterniity

[07:46] TG: the bee2 have en2laved human2 a2 producer2 of fiine chiip2

[07:46] TG: chiip2 become more preciiou2 than liive2

[07:46] TG: war2 have been fought over chiip2

[07:47] CG: . . .

[07:47] CG: DID YOU REALLY JUST LOOP THE ENTIRE BEE-HORROR CONVERSATION BACK AROUND TO YOUR LACK OF CHIPS?!

[07:47] TG: ii dont know vanta2, diid ii?

[07:47] TG: you tell me

[07:47] CG: YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE, CAPTOR. AND YES, YOU FUCKING DID. THERE'S NO DENYING THAT.

[07:47] CG: IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE IN THE PESTERLOG.

[07:48] TG: then the ciircle ii2 complete

[07:49] TG: ii fought wiith the human2 and here ii am 2tranded wiith no chiip2

[07:49] CG: OH FUCK NO, I'M NOT TAKING PART IN COMPLETING ANYMORE CIRCLES, CHAINS, OR LOOPS. YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT. KARKAT VANTAS' DAYS OF PLAYING INTO FATE ARE OVER.

[07:49] TG: do you under2tand now? my woeful lack of chiip2 ii2 my paymen, my punii2hment

[07:50] TG: ii mu2t 2uffer on and liive my entiire liife and afterliife becau2e ii cho2e iincorrectly

[07:50] CG: YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR SIDING WITH HUMANS IN A HOSTILE BEE TAKE OVER?

[07:50] TG: ye2, play attentiion

[07:50] CG: WHAT WOULD THE BEES EVEN WANT WITH YOU?

[07:51] TG: the bee2 know loyalty, ii wa2 once one of them, but ii fell to my humaniity

[07:51] TG: they would never turn down theiir brethern wiithout a good rea2on

[07:51] TG: ii faiiled them kk

[07:51] TG: ii faiild my breathern

[07:52] TG: ii faiiled them all kk

[07:52] TG: now ii 2uffer

[07:52] CG: DO I NEED TO CALL SOMEONE TO COME AND BRING YOU YOUR STRAIGHT-JACKET?

[07:53] CG: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALREADY INSANE, BUT NOW I'M POSITIVE YOU'VE GONE OFF THE DEEP END AND INTO THE PITS OF INSANITY.

[07:53] TG: your kiind word2 warm2 my heart

[07:54] TG: iin fact iit2 2o hot ii burned my heart

[07:54] TG: iim dead now thank2 to you

[07:54] TG: great goiing kk

[07:56] CG: FIRST YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT ME BEING AN ASS TO YOU, AND NOW YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT KIND WORDS? ALRIGHT, THAT MAKES PERFECT FUCKING SENSE. I'LL VISIT YOU IN A DREAMBUBBLE IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, AND I'LL BRING CHIPS IF IT'LL MAKE YOUR TINY SHRIVELED HEART ANY HAPPIER.

[07:56] TG: no kk, you cannot do that

[07:56] TG: the bee2 would know

[07:56] TG: they know everythiing

[07:56] TG: they'd raiin vengence upon you a2 well

[07:56] TG: you. mu2t. liive. on

[07:59] CG: DID YOU HEAR THAT?

[07:59] TG: ye2, the voiice2 of my dead bree brethern are 2peakiing to me the word2 of the bee conciil'2 wii2dom

[08:00] TG: they warn me of external iinfluence2, my punii2hment can never be ended, ii mu2t liive on liike thii2

[08:00] CG: EVEN WHEN YOU'RE DEAD AND IN A DREAM BUBBLE?

[08:00] CG: WELL SUCKS TO BE YOU.

[08:00] TG: ye2, ii mu2t 2uffer on for all eterniity, ii thought ii already 2aiid that

[08:00] TG: gee2h kk, you're lo2iing your touch

[08:01] TG: your touch on realiity

[08:03] CG: . . .

[08:03] CG: I COULD STRANGLE YOU RIGHT NOW.

[08:03] TG: you're 2 ea2y of a target

[08:06] TG: liike ii 2aiid, you'll giive your2elf a heart attack one day

[08:07] TG: and the uniiver2e wiill deciide that iit ii2 ju2t 2o you may go on iin peace

[08:07] TG: or reliitiive peace

[08:08] TG: whatever ii2 the calme2t 2tate for you

[08:10] CG: THAT WOULD BE ONE OF MAKARA'S FUCKING MIRACLES IF IT WOULD SAVE ME FROM THIS CAN OF BEE-RELATED STORIES THAT I'VE SOMEONE BROUGHT UPON MYSELF

[08:10] CG: THANKS, PAST ME, FOR TALKING ABOUT AWFUL BEE MOVIES. IT'S JUST WHAT YOU NEEDED TO BRING UP IN FRONT OF A SOLLUZ.

[08:10] CG: *SOLLUX

[08:11] TG: you 2hould've known better

[08:11] TG: than to tempt me

[08:11] TG: ii can bee pretty per2ii2ant

[08:11] TG: and 2tubborn

[08:11] TG: you'll never know where iill bee next tiime

[08:11] TG: to ruiin a perfectly good mood

[08:11] CG: WHY DON'T YOU GO CHOKE ON A JAR OF MIND HONEY?

[08:12] TG: iim out of boonbuck2

[08:12] CG: OF COURSE YOU ARE.

[08:12] TG: could you bee bothered 2 lend me 2ome?

[08:12] CG: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU SPENT THEM ALL ON TO BE OUT?

[08:12] CG: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU SPENT THEM ALL ON TO BE OUT?

[08:12] CG: ONLY IF YOU'LL STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR BEE BRETHREN.

[08:12] CG: IF YOU CAN AGREE TO THAT, I *MIGHT* WIRE YOU SOME THROUGH GRISTWIRE.

[08:13] TG: 1, you mii22ed my la2t bee pun

[08:13] TG: and iive already BEEn 2entenced the wor2t punii2hment for traiitor2

[08:13] TG: miight a2 well

[08:15] CG: THE BEE PUNS, I CAN DEAL WITH.

[08:15] CG: BUT THAT TALK ABOUT BEING A TRAITOR TO THE BEES, THAT'S THE THING THAT YOU CAN STOP WITH.

[08:16] TG: ii dont actually need boonbuck2, iive ju2t BEEn kiiddiing around wiith you

[08:17] CG: B(

[08:19] TG: man, you're iin a bad mood today, wor2e than gamzee when he'2 not buzzed

[08:19] CG: >B(

[08:19] CG: I AM HIGHLY UNAMUSED BY YOUR SHIT-EATING EXCUSE FOR PUNS.

[08:20] TG: could you tone down your attiitude a ju2t a liittle biit? iit2 2tartiing to 2tiing

-- cantankerousGodtier [CG] changed their mood to RANCOROUS  --

[08:22] CG: YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT FEELING A STING? HOW BOUT I TAKE BOTH OF MY SICKLES AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR WINDPIPE YOU WAD OF MAGGOT-INFESTED HIVE-ROT?

[08:22] TG: your word2 are gettiing har2h there buddy, 2ome honey would 2mooth everythiing out

[08:23] TG: ii thought you 2aiid you could handle bee pun2?

[08:23] TG: now you're turniing your back on your word

[08:23] TG: liike ii turned my back on my bee brethern

[08:24] CG: I COULD HANDLE THEM UP UNTIL THE POINT WHERE YOU MADE IT A MISSION TO MAKE A PUN MORE OFTEN THAN A JUGGALO USES THE WORD 'MIRACLE' SO WHY DON'T YOU GO DROWN IN A VAT OF WAX?

[08:26] TG: that would bee liike drowiing iin vat of driied 2emen and blood

[08:27] TG: that would be beetrayal

[08:27] TG: wor2e than turniing to help the human2

[08:27] TG: that would be beetrayal

[08:27] TG: wor2e than turniing to help the human2

[08:28] TG: youre anger ha2 hurt me greatly

[08:28] TG: but iit2 okay honey, ii forgiive you

[08:29] TG: your thoughtle22ne22 beeget2 anger

[08:30] TG: you're ju2t a bumbliing iidiiot, but you'll grow out of iit 2oon

[08:30] TG: beeliive me

[08:31] CG: WHY DO YOU THINK THAT I SUGGESTED YOU GO TAKE A SWIM IN IT, YOU DICKSNIFFING ASSWIPE? AND DON'T YOU DARE START USING PUNS FOR PETNAMES OR ANY PETNAMES FOR ME AT ALL. I HATE TO BREAK YOUR HEART, BUT I WOULDN'T STAND WITHIN A 100 FEET OF YOU EVEN IF IT KEPT ME FROM BEING DROWNED IN AN OCEAN OF BOILING ACID.

[08:31] TG: there2 no need for 2o much venom

[08:32] TG: you're really hurtiing my feeler2

[08:33] TG: alriight ii'll 2top now

[08:33] TG: iit2 gettiing unbeeliivably 2iilly

[08:34] CG: I'M PRETTY SURE IT STARTED GETTING RIDICULOUS THE MOMENT YOU STARTED DREAMING ABOUT YOUR TRAITOROUS ESCAPADES, NOT THAT I SHOULD BE SURPRISED.

-- cantankerousGodtier [CG] changed their mood to BEMUSED --

[08:36] TG: ii cant help but feel liike you mii22ed my fiinal pun there

[08:38] CG: I CHOSE TO IGNORE IT. STUPIDITY CAN'T BE HELPED SOMETIMES SO AS A KIND A GRACIOUS GUY, I'LL LET IT SLIDE.

[08:38] TG: ii am re2ii2tiing the urge to make another bee pun

[08:38] TG: the urge ii2 2o 2trong

[08:38] CG: I CHOSE TO IGNORE IT. STUPIDITY CAN'T BE HELPED SOMETIMES SO AS A KIND A GRACIOUS GUY, I'LL LET IT SLIDE.

[08:38] TG: ii am re2ii2tiing the urge to make another bee pun

[08:38] TG: the urge ii2 2o 2trong

[08:38] CG: AND NOT GRATIFY IT WITH A RESPONSE.

[08:39] CG: SELF-RESTRAINT IS A VIRTUE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

[08:39] TG: but ii feel liike iive put you through enough 2hiit today

[08:39] TG: 2o iill 2pare you the re2t of them

[08:39] TG: al2o iit wa2 hard thiinkiing up of all of them

[08:39] CG: IT SEEMED TO ME LIKE YOU PUMP OUT THIS KIND OF BULLSHIT ON A NORMAL BASIS.

[08:40] TG: ii 2hould

[08:40] TG: iit would pii22 everybody off 2o much

[08:42] CG: IT'S YOUR FUNERAL. DON'T EXPECT ME TO SAY ANY KIND WORDS EITHER. I'M BRINGING BALLOONS AND STREAMERS AND THROWING A FUCKING GRAVE-SIDE PARTY.

[08:42] TG: 2weet, am ii iinviited?

[08:45] CG: YOU'RE THE GUEST OF HONOR, SPREAD OUT IN YOUR COFFIN AND CLEANED OF YOUR STAB WOUNDS AS WELL AS POSSIBLE. EVERYONE WILL DRINK A TOAST THE FINALITY OF YOUR STUPID PUNS AND DRINK WINE WHILE DRAWING ON YOUR FACE WITH SHARPIE MARKERS.

[08:45] TG: 2ound2 liike a 2leepover

[08:49] CG: WHAT KIND OF CREEPY-ASS SLEEPOVER'S HAVE YOU BEEN TO THAT HAD PEOPLE TOASTING TO THE HOST'S DEATH?

[08:49] TG: aa'2

[08:50] CG: OH.

[08:50] CG: THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

[08:50] TG: yeah, that part for once wa2nt 2arca2m

[08:50] TG: my giirlfriiend ii2 fucked up a2 hell

[08:52] CG: ALRIGHT SO MEGIDO'S FROM JUST ABOUT ANY TIMELINE ARE CRAZY IN THE HEAD. THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

[08:52] TG: ju2t a2 much a2 iim a 2hiitty 2arca2tiic a22hole and you're ju2t an angry a22hole

[08:55] CG: AT LEAST I STILL MAKE ENOUGH SENSE FOR PEOPLE TO FOLLOW MY GODDAMN ORDERS AND NOT GET THEMSELVES KILLED AT EVERYMOVE WHEREAS PEOPLE JUST KINDA LOOK AT YOU AND WALK AWAY LIKE THEY FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE STOVE BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARED THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF THAT FESTERING HOLE YOU CALL A MOUTH.

[08:56] TG: exactly, iim a confu2iing 2arca2tiic a22hole and you are a plaiin, 2iimple, angry a22hole

[08:58] CG: I THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE BEING UNINTELLEGIBLE OUT TO BE A GOOD THING WHEN IT'S NOT. BUT IF IT HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT, WHO AM I TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE?

[08:59] TG: thank you for your ever 2o kiind con2iideratiion

[09:01] CG: UHUH. BI

[09:01] TG: 2ee where my iinheriit a22holene22 come2 from?

[09:02] CG: I'D RATHER NOT SEE WHERE ANY OF YOU COMES FROM BECAUSE I'M SURE IT'S SOME ELDRITCH ABOMINATION, BUT NO, I DON'T.

[09:02] CG: I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST BORN WITH IT.

[09:03] TG: that or two much expo2ure to miind money

[09:03] TG: or maybe aa

[09:04] TG: maybe both

[09:05] CG: SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP FROM EVERY ANGLE SOMEONE CAN LOOK AT YOU?

[09:05] TG: we all are

[09:06] CG: THAT'S SOMETHING I CAN ACTUALLY AGREE WITH YOU ON. CAREFUL, THE UNIVERSE MIGHT IMPLODE IN SHOCK.

[09:06] TG: maybe iit diid

[09:06] TG: maybe we're all dead iin 2ome dreambubble

[09:08] CG: I DON'T KNOW IF IT WORKS LIKE THAT, SINCE I STILL VISIT DREAM BUBBLES WHEN I FALL ASLEEP.

[09:08] TG: maybe iit2 memory dream bubble2

[09:08] TG: bubble2 iin bubble2

[09:08] TG: ii know how to blow bubblegum bubble2 iin bubble2

[09:08] CG: NO.

[09:08] TG: 2 bubble2

[09:08] CG: WE ARE NOT GOING THERE.

[09:08] TG: iin one

[09:08] CG: NO INCEPTION.

[09:08] CG: NONE.

[09:08] TG: fiine

[09:08] TG: be that way

[09:09] CG: AND HOW THE HELL DO YOU PULL THAT OFF?

[09:09] TG: iit took me liike 4 year2 to learn, iit2 talent kk

[09:09] TG: pure talent

[09:09] CG: (NOT THAT I'M SURPRISED YOU FOUND YET ANOTHER WAY TO USE THE PHRASE TWO-IN-ONE)

[09:09] CG: OR WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS

[09:09] TG: both

[09:09] TG: the two of them

[09:15] CG: I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR OBSESSION WITH THAT NUMBER. IT'S ALMOST CREEPY.

[09:15] TG: 2hhh

[09:15] TG: 2hhhhhhh

[09:15] TG: dont que2tiion iit

[09:15] TG: accept iit

[09:20] CG: IS THIS HOW YOU GOT PULLED INTO THE CULT OF TWOS?

[09:20] TG: 2hhhh

[09:20] TG: iit2 better than vrii2ka and her 8'2

[09:20] CG: SOMEONE SHOOSHING YOU AND WHISPERING ACCEPTANCE INTO YOUR EAR?

[09:20] TG: accept the truth kk

[09:20] CG: LET'S *NOT* BRING UP THE CRAZY-8S SPIDERBITCH

[09:20] TG: 2ee, the cult of 2'2 ii2 far 2uperiior to the coven of 8'2

[09:21] CG: WHAT TRUTH? THE TRUTH THAT EVERYONE I MANAGE TO CONTACT IS A BUMBLING MORON?

[09:21] TG: along wiith the mathmetiiciian2 of propehy, tz, vrii2ka and ii make the number triiad

[09:21] TG: we are iin con2tant war

[09:21] TG: joiin me

[09:21] TG: the 2'2 2hall remaiin 2upreme

[09:23] TG: accept iit

[09:23] TG: accept iit

[09:25] CG: I'M FINE JUST SITTING HERE ON MY COMPUTER AND NOT GIVING TWO, NO, THREE FUCKS ABOUT NUMBERS OR ANY WARS INVOLVING THEM.

[09:25] TG: one day a number and the bee colony wiill be iin war and you'll regret not joiiniing any cult2

[09:25] TG: iim warniing you

[09:28] CG: THE THING IS, MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION WAS TO NOT DO ANYTHING INCREDIBLY MORONIC AND EMBARASSING EVEN TO CONSIDER SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STICK WITH A SOLID "FUCK NO" ON THAT ONE.

[09:28] TG: we 2tarted a game that de2troyed earth, 2 late for that one

[09:32] CG: GIVING UP IS FOR ASS-SNIFFING CHUMBUCKETS. SO I'LL STICK TO MY RESOLUTION, THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH.

[09:32] TG: iit2 kiinda cute how you keep delu2iioniing your2elf

[09:33] TG: you'll joiin u2 2ooner or later

[09:36] CG: I'D RATHER BATHE IN A VOLCANO.

[09:38] TG: ii thiink vrii2ka triied that once wiith her robot, the robot burned

[09:39] TG: ii dont reccomend iit, you could get hurt

[09:42] TG: and we dont want that, do we?

[09:43] CG: SO GLAD TO SEE YOU CARE. BI

[09:44] TG: of cour2e ii care, how could ii let our fearle22 leader go to hii2 death?

[09:44] TG: what a horriible follower iid be

[09:51] CG: NOT EVEN OFFERS OF BEING LEADER OF YOUR BRAINDEAD CULT CAN PERSUADE ME TO JOIN SO THE ASSKISSING JUST MAKES YOU LOOK DESPERATE.

[09:51] CG: JUST SO YOU KNOW.

[09:53] TG: diidnt you proclaiim your2elf our fearle22 leader that would lead u2 throughout thii2 game

[09:58] CG: I *AM* THE FEARLESS LEADER. I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE STILL TALKING ABOUT YOUR CULT.

[09:58] TG: iif you wii2h to a2cend to the top tiier iin our cult you mu2t prove your2elf worthy a2 well a2 defeatiing our current ma2ter iin unarmed battle

[09:58] TG: aka me

[09:59] CG: NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THAT. ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT I DON'T THINK ANYONE ELSE IS EVEN *IN* YOUR STUPID CULT, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW UNARMED BATTLE WITH YOU IS COMPLETELY UNBALANCED.

[10:00] TG: that2 the poiint

[10:03] CG: THAT'S LOW, EVEN FOR A FESTERING PUSS-MAGGOT LIKE YOU.

[10:03] TG: you 2tiill thiink 2o hiighly of me kk, when wiill you learn

[10:09] CG: I GUESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO HAVE SOME FAITH IN SOMEONE WHO'S MADE IT THIS FAR.

[10:09] TG: you're excu2ed

[10:10] CG: UGH, MY STOMACH IS GRUMBLING SO I'M GOING TO HAVE CUT THIS *INTELLIGENT* CONVERSATION SHORT AND TAKE MY LEAVE BEFORE I LOSE MY APPETITE.

[10:10] TG: goiing to have 2ome honey?wii2e de2iiciion

[10:10] TG: you 2hould make ha2te

[10:10] TG: al2o, piick up 2ome chiip2 for me

[10:11] CG: YOU CAN GO GET YOUR OWN DAMNED CHIPS. IF I OFFER THEM, YOU'D JUST REFUSE AND RAMBLE ABOUT BEING A TRAITOR.

[10:11] TG: faiir enough

[10:13] CG: ((thanks for RPing with me! I'm off to go get food. You have a cool night/evening/day))

[10:13] TG: ((you too! see you!))

-- cantankerousGodtier [CG] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

-- cantankerousGodtier [CG] stopped messaging twinGemini [TG] at 22:13 --



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  • Listening to: that damn fire alarm
  • Reading: textbooks
  • Watching: dont hug me im scared for the 9th time
  • Playing: KotoR
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